Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   THIS   BREAKING : EL PISTOLERO - LUIS SUAREZ COULD SOON ANNOUNCE HIS RETIREMENT FROM FOOTBALL!   THE FUTURE OF FC BARCELONA & SPAIN IS IN SAFE HANDS!   Finally!! Chelsea have announced the signing of Nkunku   56 goals and a treble later, Erling Haaland can finally power down       Please stay ...Full Story »

Unreleased footage from after the Champions League final shows Erling Haaland cosying up to his secret WAG - Isabel Haugseng Johansen. As festivities on the pitch are dying down, Haaland can be sat in a chair he's brought onto the pitch at the Ataturk Olympic Stadium. And Isabel makes her way over to Manchester City's star striker before covering the pair with a Norwegian flag. The loved-up ...Full Story »

A FORMER Premier League Wag stunned fans as she shared her latest workout video. Viktoria Varga - the wife of ex-Southampton striker Graziano Pelle - has been dubbed the "world's most beautiful woman" in the past. And she is desperate to keep hold of that title with her latest social media posts. Viktoria took to Instagram to upload a video of her stripping down to her blue bikini and soaki...Full Story »

A MODEL who branded herself "Devil Baby" while stalking Mason Mount after a one-off tryst has been spared jail. Orla Melissa Sloan, 22, targeted Chelsea star Mount, 24, as well as Ben Chilwell, 26, and Brighton's Billy Gilmour, 21, as her obsession grew. The Instagram influencer, who has 81,000 followers, bombarded the stars with persistent calls and messages. Sloan, who was seen partying i...Full Story »

Chelsea midfielder N'Golo Kante is moving to Saudi Arabia's Al-Ittihad. The France international has passed a two stage medical in London and is set to move to Riyadh at the end of the month. BBC Sport says Kante has signed a three-year deal with Al-Ittihad worth €100m. Kante made nine appearances for Chelsea during the 2022-23 campaign as he underwent hamstring surgery in the first m...Full Story »

Ghanian midfielder Partey has been granted permission to speak to other clubs, according to reports (Image credit: PA) Arsenal have informed star midfield enforcer Thomas Partey that is welcome to leave the Emirates this summer. According to transfer news outlet 90min, Ghana international Partey has made it clear that he would be interested in a move to the Saudi Pro League. A number of high-...Full Story »

Liverpool are seeking right-back cover with Kyle Walker touted as a potential move for the Reds (Image credit: Robin Jones/Getty Images) Liverpool have registered a shock interest in Manchester City defender Kyle Walker. That's according to one report which says that the Citizens star wants to reject a move to Bayern Munich. The recently-crowned Treble winner was left on the bench in the Cham...Full Story »

Cristiano Ronaldo became the first men's footballer to play 200 international matches during Portugal's European Championship qualifying win over Iceland on Tuesday. The Portugal captain, who made his international debut in 2003, achieved the milestone at Reykjavik's Laugardalsvollur stadium and scored the winning goal in a 1-0 victory against Iceland. "I'm so happy. To reach 200 caps is the...Full Story »

Arsenal have submitted a second offer for West Ham United midfielder Declan Rice but still remain short of the player's £100 million ($127m) valuation, sources told ESPN. The North London club had an opening bid rejected last week and have now returned with a revised bid totalling around £90m ($115m). Although the overall package is a similar amount, sources suggest more of the ini...Full Story »

Erik ten Hag is ready to make a move for Pickford to replace outgoing No 1 David De Gea. Pickford has emerged as a priority for Ten Hag this summer Credit: Rex De Gea is United's top earner on £375,000-a-week and it is unlikely the club will renew the Spaniard's contract unless it is on reduced terms. The club have looked at a number of options prior to identifying Pickford as a priority...Full Story »