Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Arsenal will sign Jurrien Timber from Ajax in a deal worth around $49M, per David Ornstein     Kroenke now     The next No. 7 United     Arsenal reach £40.5m agreement for Jurrien Timber     Official Mason Mount to United     Kanye knows how it feels.     Mason Mo...Full Story »

Featured Image Credit: Twitter/@michaelrubin Paris Saint Germain superstar Kylian Mbappe was seen partying with some of the world’s biggest names. Mbappe is one of the biggest names in world football after initially impressing as a youngster at Monaco. Since then, he has moved to France’s top club, PSG, and also attracted interest from some of the world’s biggest clubs inclu...Full Story »

Mbappe told to sign new deal or leave PSG Kylian Mbappé saga continues 🔛◉ PSG have same position since May: sign new deal or leave the club now.◉ No veto for Real Madrid, PSG are open to negotiate in July/August.◉ PSG still hope to extend otherwise will decide final price for Mbappé.🎥 https://t.co/xQb1uw8bgS pic.twitter.com/xzYnlCRnfs— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) July ...Full Story »

Chelsea are closing in on a deal to sign Everton's 17-year-old academy star Ishe Samuels-Smith in a deal worth close to £4m, according to reports. Though the Blues have spent recklessly in the 12 months since Todd Boehly's takeover, splashing out over £600m in transfer fees alone, they have made signing young talent a priority. In that time, they have recruited teenage stars Omari Hu...Full Story »

Arsenal aren't showing any signs of slowing down their summer spending spree. The north London side reached a full agreement to sign defender Jurrien Timber from Ajax on Tuesday in a deal worth up to €45 million, reports David Ornstein of The Athletic. After Ajax rejected their initial €30-million bid, Arsenal convinced the Eredivisie side to sell the highly rated Dutch internati...Full Story »

AC Milan have submitted a new bid worth over €20 million ($21.8m) for Chelsea forward Christian Pulisic, sources told ESPN. ESPN reported last week that Pulisic had agreed personal terms in principle with Milan, who can offer the United States star the chance to play Champions League football next season. Sources told ESPN that Milan are confident of striking an agreement with Chelsea ...Full Story »

FOOTIE sensation Erling Haaland is on the crest of a wave as he unwinds on holiday after a record-breaking season. Manchester City's Norwegian centre-forward, 22, looked like he was celebrating yet another goal as he clambered on board a boat off Ibiza. Haaland, who won the treble last season, went for a spin on a jetski in the Med. On the boat, he also got his binoculars out while accompan...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Neymar has been fined $3.3M by the Brazilian authorities for building an artificial lake in the garden of his Rio beach house without permission.   Lionel Messi had Two Almost Identical FIFA World Cups! UNBELIEVABLE.     Real Madrid before VAR Arsenal and West Ham finally reach FULL agreement over Declan Rice's £105m &...Full Story »

ENGLAND ace James Maddison was celebrating last night after his model girlfriend Kennedy Alexa gave birth to twins. The couple, who have an 18-month-old son, announced the arrival of Delilah and Rome on Instagram. The girl and boy were born on Sunday. Thrilled Kennedy, 28, wrote: "They're here - meet Delilah and Rome Maddison - our family is complete." Tottenham new boy Maddison posted an ...Full Story »

Footie ace Neymar has been fined a hefty £2.6million for constructing an artificial lake next to his coastal mansion in Brazil. The public prosecutor of Mangaratiba, Rio de Janeiro state, has fined the 31-year-old an eye-watering R$16,010,000 (£2.62million), local media report. This was after a report by the Municipal Environmental Department revealed that the PSG and Brazil man had...Full Story »