Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Chelsea 1-1 Liverpool   Brentford 2-2 Tottenham   Harry Kane   Tottenham>> Arsenal   Ronaldo Fans:   Chelsea's new midfield duo: Enzo: 132M dollarsMoises Caicedo: 146M dollars   After a wild transfer saga, Chelsea come out on top   Please stay tuned on 7M Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomo...Full Story »

MICAH RICHARDS mocked Sky Sports colleague Roy Keane for bringing a packed lunch into the studio for Super Sunday. Richards, 35, and Keane, 52, were two of the pundits at Stamford Bridge on Sunday for Chelsea's 1-1 draw with Liverpool - while they also covered the 2-2 between Brentford and Tottenham. But Richards was left dumbfounded by the Manchester United legend as they helped themselves ...Full Story »

ENGLAND captain Harry Kane's new baby could be born in Munich — and­ ­eligible to play for Germany. Bayern's £104m striker, 30, said his fourth tot is due in two weeks. The England skipper admitted there was a "lot going on" as he discussed his whirlwind £104million transfer from Tottenham. He revealed wife Kate, 30, was due to give birth in a couple of weeks but ref...Full Story »

Arsenal and their fans are being mocked after footage emerged of a band playing music to help the atmosphere on matchdays. The clip was uploaded onto Twitter the day after their Premier League opener against Nottingham Forest, which they managed to win 2-1. A band was seen playing several orchestral instruments to the tune of Tequila by The Champs, a popular Latin mambo song that has been re...Full Story »

Bayern Munich defender Benjamin Pavard is eager to join Erik ten Hag's Manchester United this summer. ·Pavard eager for Man Utd transfer·Fee negotiation stalls Bayern departure·Write these after rest of copy WHAT HAPPENED? Pavard is expressing a strong desire to join the Red Devils. However, the two clubs are currently at odds over the transfer fee, causing a significant hurdle ...Full Story »

The 30-year-old Brazilian bid an emotional farewell to the Red Devils after passing a medical on Saturday. Man Utd fans are demanding that they sign Fiorentina star Sofyan AmrabatFenerbahce have confirmed the £13m signing of Fred from the Red Devils United will receive £9m up front with £4m in add-ons for the midfielder, who made over 200 appearances for the club and contributed...Full Story »

Kylian Mbappe is in talks to extend his contract with Paris Saint-Germain and the club are now confident he is staying, sources told ESPN. Mbappe was reinstated to the PSG first-team squad on Sunday following a prolonged standoff with the club that saw him miss the preseason tour of Asia and the opening fixture of the Ligue 1 campaign, a goalless draw with Lorient. Sources told ESPN that follo...Full Story »

PSV midfielder Ibrahim Sangare is attracting interest from across Europe, with PSG, Bayern Munich and Liverpool all said to be interested in him. ·Liverpool, PSG & Bayern interested·Rumours confirmed by agent's brother·Reported €37m release clause WHAT HAPPENED? According to reports from ESPN, multiple big European clubs are interested in Sangare. Speaking to Good Morn...Full Story »

Barcelona vice president Rafa Yuste has, on Sunday, spoken out over the possibility of Atletico Madrid star Joao Felix taking his talents to the Camp Nou. The name of frontman Felix, of course, has long proven one on the top of many a Barcelona supporter. This comes after the Portuguese, just shy of a month ago, publicly announced his desire to line out in the colours of Xavi Hernandez's tro...Full Story »

The Reds had their offer accepted by Brighton for the Ecuador midfielder at midnight on Friday - with that being the only proposal accepted by the Seagulls. Chelsea had told Brighton that they were willing to pay £100 million to sign the 21-year-old, although Roberto De Zerbi's side operated a 'highest bidder' that policy that saw Liverpool emerge successful. Since then, the transfer sa...Full Story »