Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. After five Premier League games:13. Man Utd (6pts)14. Chelsea (5pts)     FT: Bournemouth 0-0 Chelsea. Chelsea have only one win from their first five league games     Everton 0-1 Arsenal (4th)     Bournemouth 0-0 Chelsea (14th)     Bayern Munich awaits Manchester United !     INTER MILAN HAV...Full Story »

Christian Pulisic is reportedly set to be dropped to the bench by AC Milan for their 2023-24 Champions League opener against Newcastle. WHAT HAPPENED? The United States international is among those set to pay the price for failing to make an impact in a humiliating 5-1 derby defeat to arch-rivals Inter. Change is on the cards on the back of that disastrous display in Serie A. THE BIGGER PIC...Full Story »

Fenerbahce failed with a deadline day attempt for Manchester United midfielder Scott McTominay last week. Takvim says Fener tried to strike terms with United for McTominay on Friday before the Turkish deadline fell. But the two clubs couldn't reach an agreement over the Scotland midfielder. McTominay also drew interest from West Ham United and Newcastle over the summer market. He started i...Full Story »

Cristiano Ronaldo and Sadio Mane scored once again as Al Nassr cruised to a comfortable 3-1 over Al Raed on Saturday. The former Premier League stars found the back of the net for the fourth consecutive Saudi Pro League match as Al Nassr continued their fine form. After losing their opening two league matches, Al Nassr have won the last four matches with Ronaldo and Mane leading the way. Ma...Full Story »

Jose Mourinho said Chelsea loanee Romelu Lukaku "needs to feel loved" after seeing him net his first goal for Roma. WHAT HAPPENED? Lukaku joined Roma on a season-long loan from Chelsea in late August, with his former manager at Manchester United and the Blues reportedly sealing the deal with a convincing phone call. The Belgian has struggled for consistency over the past two seasons, but Mour...Full Story »

Thierry Henry has defended Lionel Messi's spell at Paris Saint-Germain, claiming he couldn't be "the boss" alongside Kylian Mbappe and Neymar. WHAT HAPPENED? Messi failed to live up to expectations during his two-year spell at PSG, and left the club upon the expiration of his contract in June before joining Inter Miami in MLS. While he scored 32 goals in 75 matches, that was way down on the n...Full Story »

Real Madrid midfielder Luka Modric will continue to fight for his place at the club he loves after rejecting the chance to leave for Saudi Arabia this summer, according to Fabrizio Romano in the latest edition of his exclusive column for CaughtOffside. Modric hasn't been as much of an automatic starter for Carlo Ancelotti's side so far this season, but Romano has insisted it's not a major iss...Full Story »

Barcelona are reportedly weighing up a January move to take Jadon Sancho on loan from Manchester United. Sancho's Old Trafford future remains uncertain, with the England forward training separately from the Man United first team after his recent spat with manager Erik ten Hag. The 23-year-old reacted furiously to being left out of United's squad for their defeat at Arsenal earlier this month...Full Story »

Manchester United have opened new contract talks with Aaron Wan-Bissaka. Transfer expert Fabrizio Romano reports United have entered negotiations with the fullback's agents about a new deal. Wan-Bissaka's current deal runs to June. The defender has won over manager Erik ten Hag after a difficult first six months under the Dutchman. He is now regarded as United's first-choice right-back ahe...Full Story »

Getafe backtrack on Bellingham-Greenwood transfer claim Getafe manager Jose Bordalas has backtracked on his comments suggesting that Jude Bellingham advised Mason Greenwood to make a move to Spain. According to The Athletic, Bellingham's entourage was unhappy with the claims made by the manager and Bordalas clarified his comments after his side's 3-2 victory over Osasuna. "It has been clari...Full Story »