Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.     BVB Needs Only ONE WIN TO BECOME THE CHAMPIONS OF GERMANY   IMAGINE These TWO BALLERS in The SAME TEAM.   Andrew Tate is SPOT ON!   Who you got for the Big games tomorrow??   No team kept a clean sheet against this team the whole season.   The Bundesliga title race has been a ride   Thomas Tuchel ta...Full Story »

ONLYFANS star and ex-Charlton footballer Madelene Wright was left traumatised after a woman dangled her "dirty underwear" in front of her face. The incident occurred following a bizarre episode in a launderette which Wright described in detail on social media. Speaking on Instagram, she said: "I am honestly traumatised right now. "So I've just come from the launderette, minding my own busin...Full Story »

AN ONLYFANS model turned lineswoman has revealed she was paid £40,000 to pose in an obsessed fan’s signed Lionel Messi shirt. Brazilian Debora Peixoto was sent an Argentina football top in the post by a follower. The stunning blonde then donned it and a black thong as she posed for the sizzling snaps. Influencer Debora, 30, then sent the unnamed Messi obsessive the photos. She r...Full Story »

LANDO NORRIS says he's "got nothing to hide" after being snapped with Portuguese actress Magui Corceiro. The McLaren F1 ace was pictured driving around with Corceiro, 20, who was in a relationship with Chelsea loanee Joao Felix. Norris, who last year split from another Portuguese fashion model, Luisinha Oliveira, was quizzed by SunSport about the increased flak he's copped on social media. ...Full Story »

Roma great Francesco Totti can see Luis Enrique taking charge of Napoli. The future of Luciano Spalletti with the new Serie A champions is in doubt due to tension with president Aurelio de Laurentiis.. Totti says former Spain and Barcelona coach Enrique would be an ideal replacement. He told Il Corriere dello Sport: "I think Lucho is definitely a coach for Napoli. "I like him, I respect hi...Full Story »

Sheikh Jassim bin Hamad al-Thani wants to scrap Manchester United's rule that prevents players being paid significantly more than their team-mates. WHAT HAPPENED? United's potential new owner will get rid of the salary cap that was introduced under coach Erik ten Hag to reduce the club's wage bill after Cristiano Ronaldo departed earlier this season, The Sun reports. Under the so-called 'Ron...Full Story »

It isn't often that players with experience at the highest levels of the game come onto the market for free, but that's precisely the situation with one Real Madrid star that has won an incredible 17 trophies in his time at the Spanish giants. With no transfer fee to speak of, the player in question clearly becomes a hugely attractive proposition to any interested parties. How Los Blancos ha...Full Story »

Premier League outfit Tottenham Hotspur have seen advances for yet another managerial target rebuffed, according to reports. The subject of the ongoing search for a new headmaster, of course, has taken its place front and centre in the headlines on the Lilywhite half of north London for several weeks now. This comes as the powers that be at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium continue in efforts t...Full Story »

Marco Asensio will leave Real Madrid when his contract expires at the end of the season, it has been reported. WHAT HAPPENED? The Spain international will reject the club's offer to renew his contract, according to Relevo. Asensio's agent, Jorge Mendes, has been in talks with Madrid since December and the club have put an offer to extend his current deal on the table, but he has reportedly de...Full Story »

Bayern Munich made a mistake by sacking coach Julian Nagelsmann as the team are playing even worse under Thomas Tuchel, Lothar Matthaus says. WHAT HAPPENED? Bayern sacked Nagelsmann in March and replaced him with Tuchel that same week. However, the German giants have been knocked out of the Champions League and DFB-Pokal since the ex-Chelsea boss took charge and have also fallen behind Boruss...Full Story »

Manchester United legend Sir Alex Ferguson's former right-hand man does not want to see Neymar at the club. Manager Erik Ten Hag has been non-committal about stories linking his team with a move for the PSG winger. However, Rene Meulensteen, who won several Premier League titles as a first team coach at United, would advise against such a transfer. Meulensteen told talkSPORT: "It's probably...Full Story »

Real Madrid head coach Carlo Ancelotti has set his sights on a summer swoop for a key member of the attacking ranks at Premier League outfit Tottenham Hotspur, according to reports. The player in question? Harry Kane. The future of hitman Kane, of course, has been thrown back up in the air ahead of next season. This comes amid fresh claims that the England international could be ready to se...Full Story »