Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Neymar has been fined $3.3M by the Brazilian authorities for building an artificial lake in the garden of his Rio beach house without permission.   Lionel Messi had Two Almost Identical FIFA World Cups! UNBELIEVABLE.     Real Madrid before VAR Arsenal and West Ham finally reach FULL agreement over Declan Rice's £105m &...Full Story »

ENGLAND ace James Maddison was celebrating last night after his model girlfriend Kennedy Alexa gave birth to twins. The couple, who have an 18-month-old son, announced the arrival of Delilah and Rome on Instagram. The girl and boy were born on Sunday. Thrilled Kennedy, 28, wrote: "They're here - meet Delilah and Rome Maddison - our family is complete." Tottenham new boy Maddison posted an ...Full Story »

Footie ace Neymar has been fined a hefty £2.6million for constructing an artificial lake next to his coastal mansion in Brazil. The public prosecutor of Mangaratiba, Rio de Janeiro state, has fined the 31-year-old an eye-watering R$16,010,000 (£2.62million), local media report. This was after a report by the Municipal Environmental Department revealed that the PSG and Brazil man had...Full Story »

Arsenal midfielder Granit Xhaka's move to Bayer Leverkusen is back on. The Switzerland international's switch had appeared in jeopardy over Arsenal's asking price. However, The Sun says there has now been movement in the last 24 hours, with Bayer willing to go to £21.5m for the midfielder. Xhaka's personal terms won't be a problem, with contract talks having been held before the end of...Full Story »

Inter Milan have decided to make a move to bring Romelu Lukaku back to the San Siro next season and will approach Chelsea over a move in the coming days. That is according to Fabrizio Romano, who reports that once Inter close a deal for Sassuolo’s Davide Frattesi, they will then move for the Belgium star. Inter hope to enter negotiations with Chelsea in the coming days and will offer t...Full Story »

Arsenal are eyeing a €40m move for Bayer Leverkusen full-back Jeremie Frimpong despite Ajax’s Jurrien Timber being on the verge of signing for the Gunners. Timber has agreed a five-year contract with Arsenal after Ajax accepted a third offer for the 22-year-old that will see them get £40m upfront and £5m in add-ons for the centre-back, reports the Mirror. The Dutch sta...Full Story »

Barcelona are set to announce the signing of Vitor Roque. Heuler Andrey/Getty Images Barcelona have reached an agreement to sign Athletico-PR's Vitor Roque for around €40 million ($43.6m) but it remains unclear when the Brazilian will be able to join the club, sources have confirmed to ESPN. ESPN revealed in June that Barca were optimistic of landing Roque as they look for a backup and h...Full Story »

Roberto Firmino has joined Saudi Arabian club Al Ahli as a free agent after his contract at Liverpool expired at the end of last season, it was announced Tuesday. The forward, 31, has agreed a three-year deal with the Saudi team and joins former Chelsea goalkeeper Edouard Mendy at the Jeddah-based club. The Brazil forward spent eight years at Anfield, scoring scoring 110 goals in 361 games. ...Full Story »

It is believed the Gunners have compromised during intense negotiations and will pay the up-front £100m in full by 2025, along with the £5m in bonuses - a record fee between two British clubs. Declan Rice is finally poised to move from West Ham to Arsenal Credit: Getty Emirates chief Mikel Arteta deserves to have a big grin on his face as the Gunners tie up an agreement for Rice, the...Full Story »

Real Madrid have won the race to sign Arda Guler from Fenerbahce, beating bitter rivals Barcelona to the punch. Guler decides to join Madrid Barcelona had been interested €17.5m (£15m/$19m) release clause in his deal WHAT HAPPENED? Madrid are poised to complete the signing of the 18-year-old, who has emerged as one of the brightest prospects in European football and has been l...Full Story »

Brighton goalkeeper Robert Sanchez has emerged as a transfer target for Manchester United as they seek alternatives to Inter's Andre Onana. Sanchez eyed by United Onana too expensive at £50m ($63.5m) Erik ten Hag keen to sign new goalkeeper WHAT HAPPENED? Per the Daily Mail, United are considering a swoop to sign Sanchez, who would cost £30m ($38m) and is viewed as a cheaper op...Full Story »

Liverpool's €30m Schurrs bid rejected Torino have rejected a €30m (£25.6m/$32.6m) bid from Liverpool for defender Perr Schurrs, according to Tuttosport. Schurrs developed at Ajax before moving to Torino last summer and the Serie A club expect Liverpool to return with a second offer. Southampton sign Derrick Abu from Chelsea Derrick Abu joins Southampton as free agent a...Full Story »