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Evanilson scored 25 goals across all competitions for FC Porto last season. Evanilson will take over the number nine jersey from Dominic Solanke, who joined Tottenham Hotspur on Sunday for around £65 million ($84.14 million). Bournemouth start their Premier League campaign at Nottingham Forest on Saturday. Information from ESPN's Tom Hamilton and Reuters contributed to this report.Full Story »

The former Liverpool boss announced he was taking a break from football after leaving the Reds at the end of last season, however, he has since hinted at his full retirement from the beautiful game. And they've managed to get Jurgen Klopp to take a break from his retirement Credit: bvb09 Instagram Klopp will boss a game for the first time since leaving Liverpool Credit: bvb09 Instagram Howeve...Full Story »

Negotiations between Chelsea and Napoli over the proposed transfers of Romelu Lukaku and Victor Osimhen are being kept separate, Fabrizio Romano reports. There will be no negotiations between the clubs over a swap deal, according to the report, with the Blues instead focused on securing a permanent exit for Lukaku. The Serie A side have yet to offer a transfer fee deemed suitable by Chelsea, bu...Full Story »

Conor Gallagher still has no idea where he'll be playing next season Atletico Madrid have reportedly issued Chelsea a strict deadline to complete their purchase of Joao Felix. Diego Simeone's side are in need of a sale to finance their £33.7million acquisition of Conor Gallagher. The Spanish giants have spent £120million on Manchester City's Julian Alvarez, plus Euro 2024 winner Robi...Full Story »

Lionel Messi's wife Antonela Roccuzzo has shown off a new tattoo in a bikini snap from a summer holiday, and fans of the couple have been left debating the meaning behind the inking Messi and Roccuzzo met in childhood (Image: AFP/Getty Images) Lionel Messi's missus, Antonela Roccuzzo, has set tongues wagging among her fans with an intimate tattoo reveal on Instagram. Messi and Antonela are ch...Full Story »

Arsenal close in on £30m Merino deal with Real Sociedad Arsenal are closing in on a deal to sign Real Sociedad star Mikel Merino as the Gunners look to strengthen in midfield ahead of the new season. Valencia issue update on Liverpool target Mamardashvili Liverpool could be in for more transfer disappointment as Valencia manager remains adamant about holding on to Giorgi Mamardashvil...Full Story »

Matthijs de Ligt is the new boy at the Red Devils - but he's not the only new face in Manchester, and Daily Star Sport has a look at his stunning WAG AnneKee De Ligt AnneKee De Ligt is the better half of the Dutch defender (Image: annekeedeligt/Instagram) Ex-Ajax superstar rocks up at Old Trafford - it's all becoming a bit familiar these days. From Erik ten Hag to Andre Onana and Matthijs de ...Full Story »

Erik ten Hag was delighted to see Manchester United debutant Joshua Zirkzee hit the ground running and believes his match-winning introduction will provide a huge boost to his confidence.United’s opening game of the Premier League campaign against Fulham was heading towards a scoreless draw as the clock wound down at an expectant Old Trafford.But summer signing Zirkzee ensured United would...Full Story »

Mark Robins expressed his relief after Coventry earned their first victory of the season with a last-minute 3-2 Championship win at home to Oxford United.Haji Wright scored a brace – including the winner, five minutes into second-half stoppage-time – either side of Milan Van Ewijk’s fierce strike.Robins said: “It’s a relief and I’ve said it in years gone by, b...Full Story »