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Posted Tuesday, October 17, 2023 by 7M Sport
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Erling Haaland waiting for Kevin De Bruyne to comeback from the injury
Do You Know? In The Last Five FIFA World Cups, The "Number 10" has Won The Golden Ball in Each & Every One of th...Full Story »
Italian giants interested in signing Manchester United star
Posted Tuesday, October 17, 2023 by Caughtoffside.com
AC Milan is reportedly keen on signing Harry Maguire as Manchester United look to offload the defender.
The England international has dropped down the pecking order at Manchester United after Erik ten Hag took over last year.
The arrivals of Lisandro Martinez and Raphael Varane signified his time as a consistent starter coming to an end.
Although Maguire has featured recently for the Red De...Full Story »
Man City remain keen on £70m Premier League midfielder they missed out on this summer
Posted Tuesday, October 17, 2023 by Caughtoffside.com
Man City have continued to monitor the situation of Crystal Palace star Eberechi Eze despite failing to land the 25-year-old during the summer transfer window.
Pep Guardiola wanted another star to add to the midfielders in his squad before the window shut and having seen a deal for West Ham’s Lucas Paqueta go sideways, the Premier League champions targeted Eze and Matheus Nunes.
The Ma...Full Story »
Jurgen Klopp pushing for German midfielder but Liverpool face strong competition says reliable journalist
Posted Tuesday, October 17, 2023 by Caughtoffside.com
Jurgen Klopp wants Schalke 04 midfielder Assan Ouedraogo at Liverpool but the Premier League club are in a race with some big clubs for the 17-year-old star.
The Reds are monitoring the situation of the German youngster who has a €20m release clause in his contract that activates in 2024, reports Florian Plettenberg. This is only for clubs outside of Germany and the Reds have competitio...Full Story »
Ex-Arsenal defender Sokratis rejects Real Betis move, 'hoping' Bayern Munich come calling amid injury crisis
Posted Tuesday, October 17, 2023 by Goal.com
Former Arsenal and Borussia Dortmund defender Sokratis Papastathopoulos is hoping to join Bayern Munich after rejecting a proposed Real Betis move.
Sokratis hoping to join Bayern Munich
Rejected offer from Real Betis
Bayern plagued by injuries
WHAT HAPPENED? The Greek defender is currently a free agent after leaving Olympiacos at the end of the 2022/23 season. He is hoping for an offer...Full Story »
Arsenal line-up move for England and Aston Villa star Ollie Watkins as Mikel Arteta looks to bolster attack
Posted Tuesday, October 17, 2023 by Goal.com
Arsenal are eyeing a move for Aston Villa and England star Ollie Watkins as Mikel Arteta wants to bolster his attack.
Arsenal want Ollie Watkins
Scored seven goals this season
Arteta wants to bolster his attack
WHAT HAPPENED? The England international scored 16 goals across all competitions for his club last season and has already netted seven times in the ongoing campaign. Arsenal boss ...Full Story »
Belgium-Sweden Euro qualifier abandoned after shooting in Brussels
Posted Tuesday, October 17, 2023 by ESPN
Thousands of soccer fans were kept inside Belgium's national stadium for about 2½ hours Monday after a game between Belgium and Sweden was abandoned at half-time following a gunman fatally shooting two Swedish people in Brussels before kickoff.
The European Championship qualifier was being played some 3 miles (5 kilometers) from the shooting in the center of the Belgian capital, and more...Full Story »
Transfer news & rumours LIVE: Inter plotting January loan move for out-of-favour Chelsea striker Armando Broja
Posted Tuesday, October 17, 2023 by Goal.com
Inter eyeing loan move for Chelsea striker
Inter are plotting a move to sign Chelsea striker Armando Broja on loan in the January transfer window, according to Gazzetta dello Sport via Fichajes.
Having appeared in just four matches for the Blues this season, Broja is struggling for game time under Mauricio Pochettino and could consider heading to Italy in the next transfer window.
Chelsea a...Full Story »
Stephen Kenny focused on fixtures instead of future after Ireland beat Gibraltar
Posted Tuesday, October 17, 2023 by PA
Stephen Kenny is thinking only of the Republic of Ireland’s final Euro 2024 qualifier in the Netherlands after avoiding a potential banana skin against Gibraltar.Monday evening’s 4-0 win over Group B’s basement boys handed Ireland just a second victory in seven attempts in qualification, and they will head for Amsterdam next month to face a Dutch side still to secure a place at...Full Story »
Ireland brush aside Gibraltar to spare Stephen Kenny further torment
Posted Tuesday, October 17, 2023 by PA
Under-fire manager Stephen Kenny was spared further punishment as the Republic of Ireland eased to a 4-0 Euro 2024 qualifying victory over Gibraltar.Brighton teenager Evan Ferguson fired the visitors into an eighth-minute lead at the Estadio Algarve with his third senior international goal before Celtic winger Mikey Johnston, Wolves defender Matt Doherty and substitute Callum Robinson struck to ...Full Story »
Northern Ireland U21s lose late on against Serbia
Posted Tuesday, October 17, 2023 by PA
Northern Ireland Under-21s lost 2-1 to Serbia in their Euro 2025 qualifier after Milos Pantovic struck a late winner at Mourneview Park.Ciaran McGuckin cancelled out Vladimir Lucic’s opener with a second-half spot-kick, but the visitors took full advantage of a moment of Northern Irish indecision to seal all three points.Serbia skipper Lucic handed his side a 1-0 lead with a super strike, ...Full Story »
England Under-21s fall to late defeat against Ukraine
Posted Tuesday, October 17, 2023 by PA
England Under-21s suffered a 3-2 stoppage-time defeat against Ukraine in their Euro 2025 qualifier in Slovakia where they had recovered from 2-0 down.Lee Carsley’s side had coasted to a 9-1 win over Serbia at the City Ground last week to sit top of Group F.Ukraine, though, had also picked up maximum points from their opening two qualifiers and proved a much sterner test for the Young Lions...Full Story »
Jack Grealish’s Wag Sasha Attwood labelled ‘everything and more’ as she stuns in glamorous outfit
Posted Monday, October 16, 2023 by Thesun.co.uk
The 27-year-old wore a brown matching shirt and skirt combination.
The 27-year-old wore a brown matching shirt and skirt combination.Sasha has 265,000 followers on Instagram
Sasha then finished off the look with a brown tie and small black Gucci bag.
And her fans on Instagram were quick to hail the choice of attire as they commented on the post.
One said: "No but this is everythinggggg and m...Full Story »
A-list celeb offered me £90k for night of passion, reveals ‘world’s sexiest footballer’ Aston Villa star Alisha Lehmann
Posted Monday, October 16, 2023 by Thesun.co.uk
The Swiss international - dubbed the "world's sexiest footballer" - is one of the Women's Super League's highest-profile players.
Alisha Lehmann said she received an Indecent Proposal from an A-list star
Openly bisexual Lehmann joined Villa in 2021 after spells with West Ham and Everton.
The 24-year-old striker was previously in a relationship with Swiss national teammate Ramona Bachmann befo...Full Story »
BBC presenter Emma Louise Jones looks stunning in tight outfit for Championship Grand Final as fans say ‘I despair’
Posted Monday, October 16, 2023 by Thesun.co.uk
London Broncos trailed 14-10 at half-time against Toulouse, before they came roaring back to clinch an 18-14 victory.
Emma Louise Jones presented the Championship Grand Final
Emma presented the BBC's coverage of the match alongside Kev Brown and Leon Pryce.
She donned a slick white and blue dress for the blockbuster event.
And the attire led fans to react in their droves on social media as t...Full Story »
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Posted Monday, October 16, 2023 by 7M Sport
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BREAKING : Qatari businessman Sheikh Jassim Won't Buy Manchester United, The Deal is OFF.
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This is what comes to my mind when Pessidogs say h...Full Story »
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