ALL SMILES Paul Pogba hospitalised with a broken jaw after laughing for 12 hours straight



Posted Wednesday, December 19, 2018 by Dreamteamfc.com

ALL SMILES Paul Pogba hospitalised with a broken jaw after laughing for 12 hours straight
They are calling it Jose Mourinho-itis

Paul Pogba has been hospitalised with a broken jaw after laughing for 12 hours straight, according to reports.

The Man United superstar was reportedly so happy to hear that Jose Mourinho had been sacked that he was smiling so hard it ended up breaking his jaw.

There were reports a private ambulance arrived at Manchester Royal Infirmary this morning with a VIP United player.

Lee Satchell, an unofficial Man United insider, said Pogba was playing Fortnite at home when Marouane Fellaini and Nemanja called him from Mourinho’s last night.

"According to Paul they were invited over for a special celebration of their performances against Liverpool and their brilliance this season in always deserving a starting spot and then Jose got a call halfway through dinner,” he said.

"Paul said he left the table and then he could be heard screaming ‘Ed you’ve only given me £300m what else do you expect me to do? How can I make a good attacking team with Marcus, Jesse, Rom and Alexis?’.

"When he returned to the table he told the pair and they immediately called Paul to tell him to come out of hiding.”

ALL SMILES Paul Pogba hospitalised with a broken jaw after laughing for 12 hours straight
The Sad One

ALL SMILES Paul Pogba hospitalised with a broken jaw after laughing for 12 hours straight
Pogba’s tweet this morning… timing

According to Satchell Pogba was so happy that he might be finally allowed to express himself on the pitch that he broke into hysteric laughter.

It was so passionate that he eventually broke his jaw through sheer joy.

Luckily Pogba will still be available for Saturday’s game against Cardiff City according to doctors at the Royal Infirmary.



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