Frank Lampard's d-riv-en crazy

YOU'VE got to admire FRANK LAMPARD's patience.

His Spanish ex-girlfriend and mum to his two children ELEN RIVAS is more demanding than a tussle with a proper Barcelona midfielder.

Her latest high-maintenance antics kicked off over a car Frank bought her - because the alloy wheels were the wrong colour.

A source said: "Frank is under no legal obligation to look after Elen. He does it because he doesn't want the hassle of ill-feeling around the kids.

"He bought her the car she always dreamed of last year but she got bored of it and asked for a new Mini Clubman.

"Frank sorted it, with the right paint job and specifications she asked for. But when it arrived she took the hump because it wasn't automatic.

"Frank then had to scramble around to straighten that all out.

"He eventually got an automatic but she's been moaning to her pals that the alloys are the wrong colour. It's a farce."

Sounds like he's being too kind to me. Get her an Oyster card and get the kids a chauffeur, Franko.