This is Frank.

Once upon a time, he was regularly seen by paparazzi photographers who would generously allow us to purchase their photos of him exiting nightclubs (with or without jean stains), looking cute with his kids or even walking amongst us.

Frank also was friends with John. We would regularly see their smiling, happy faces together; indeed, their fun and bromance was often celebrated for the world to see.

Sadly, although John is appearing in the newspapers and garnering more and more media coverage every day, he is doing this alone.

Frank, of course, still plays for Chelsea and is in top form. But we worry he may be lonely without John. Or worse, that he is spending all his free time cuddled up out of the limelight with the new gal. We need to see with our seeing eyes what’s happening in his personal life.

Hear us out, media: We all have a responsibility to make sure that players like Lampsy don’t get left behind. Please, paparazzi or stalkers with camera phones, take a moment to remember Frank. Footballers have feelings too.