Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Manchester United trying to add Adrien Rabiot and Marko Arnautović to an already unhappy dressing room:   Phil Foden x Erling Haaland x Kevin De Bruyne Under Pep Guardiola = CAN MANCHESTER CITY SCORE 200 GOALS THIS SEASON?   Tag a Manchester United Fan & show some love   Haaland against Maguire will be fun   now we ...Full Story »

Chicharito Hernandez has been the main protagonist this last week in MLS. The LA Galaxy player is always in the spotlight, both for his performance on the pitch and for everything that happens off it in his personal life. In recent days he has been embroiled in two controversies. Firstly, he refused to sign a Mexican flag, which he dropped on the ground. And the other controversy was when he ...Full Story »

Stockport boss Dave Challinor labelled Stevenage’s late turnaround as a ‘sickener’ but said his side have themselves to blame for leaving the Lamex Stadium empty-handed.A dramatic finish saw the visitors go from leading 1-0 with just three minutes to play, to going home pointless.Jamie Reid was the hero for the home side with the winner five minutes into stoppage time after new...Full Story »

Madrid moving for Benzema successor? (Radioestadio Noche)Real Madrid are targeting Benjamin Sesko and Amine Gouiri as potential signings, reports Radioestadio Noche. The club sees the Salzburg and Nice strikers as potential backups to Karim Benzema and, given their age, they could potentially be the Frenchman's succesor. Sesko has been linked to a number of top clubs this summer, including B...Full Story »

Jack Grealish has offered up his support to The Sneaker Doc after the raid (Image: Instagram @thesneakerdoc) Jack Grealish has offered his support to a celebrity cleaning service for luxury sneakers after a gang took more than 50 pairs of shoes including £2,000 Diors and £2,500 Nikes. The Manchester City and England star has called those responsible "low life scum" after they broke i...Full Story »

FOOTIE ace Jack Grealish hit out at “low life scum” who stole trendy trainers worth £60,000 from a celeb cleaning service. The gang snatched more than 50 pairs in a raid on The Sneaker Doc. Jack Grealish has hit out at 'low life scum' who stole trainers worth £60,000 from celeb cleaning service Man City and England star Grealish, 26, whose fashion footwear has been resto...Full Story »

Werner offered to Real Madrid Chelsea have offered Timo Werner to Real Madrid, claims El Larguero. Werner has been strongly linked to a move outside of England after two underwhelming seasons with the Blues, but the report says he would need to accept a bench role at the Santiago Bernabeu. AC Milan schedule De Ketelaere medical Expected medicals and signing with #ACMilan for Charles #D...Full Story »

GARETH BALE was reunited with his Real Madrid pals in Los Angeles. The Wales captain, 33, moved Stateside after nine glittering years at the Bernabeu when his contract expired at the end of June. Bale was greeted by former boss AncelottiCredit: @realmadrid But Bale, who has already got off the mark at new club LAFC, was pictured having a warm embrace with Real boss Carlo Ancelotti and Karim B...Full Story »

Real Madrid coach Carlo Ancelotti admits he wants more from Karim Benzema. Benzema struck in the 2-2 draw with Club America yesterday. Anelotti said: "He has a good basic form compared to the fact that he has not trained that much. "He is fine, but there is a need for him to work on his form. "We work hard and the players suffer a little. We are going to reduce the workload after the Juven...Full Story »

A host of top European clubs are eyeing up a future transfer move for Palmeiras and Brazil wonderkid Endrick, according to Fabrizio Romano. Writing in his latest exclusive column for CaughtOffside, Romano provided some insight into the scale of the interest in Endrick, who is regarded as one of the biggest prospects in the world for his age group. The Brazilian only recently turned 16, but has...Full Story »

Atletico Madrid president Enrique Cerezo has called a move for Cristiano Ronaldo "practically impossible" as the forward looks to force a move away from Manchester United. Ronaldo, 37, held talks at United's training ground on Tuesday -- accompanied by agent Jorge Mendes -- after missing the club's preseason tour of Thailand and Australia, citing personal reasons. ESPN reported earlier this ...Full Story »

Bayer 04 Leverkusen signed Iker Bravo from the Barcelona youth academy last year, but the youngster may leave the German club this summer. According to Bild, Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid are competing for Bravo. Bravo's talent is very promising, but his personality is also a problem. Bild reported that Bravo had previously fallen out with his family in Germany and destroyed a hotel room. ...Full Story »

Chelsea have reportedly identified one concern with Sevilla defender Jules Kounde as the deal looks like falling apart. Barcelona are now increasingly confident of winning the race for the France international, according to the Guardian, and their report suggests Chelsea boss Thomas Tuchel is not that sold on the player anyway. Their report states that Tuchel is unsure if Kounde is tall enou...Full Story »

JACK GREALISH'S girlfriend Sasha Attwood appears to be loving her time away in Los Angeles. The 25-year-old shared a series of posts on social media documenting her time in California. She hiked into the hills of LA and posed in front of the Hollywood signCredit: Instagram / @sasha_rebecca Attwood is seeing the sights while Grealish prepares for the new seasonCredit: Instagram / @sasha_rebecc...Full Story »

LAS VEGAS - Three days after being announced as Barcelona's latest signing, striker Robert Lewandowski made his debut on Saturday night, in of all games a Clasico against rivals Real Madrid at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas. Lewandowski, who signed with his new club on Tuesday, started and played the first half of Barcelona's 1-0 win. It didn't take him long to show what he's capable of. In ...Full Story »

Borussia Dortmund, who lost to La Liga side Valencia CF in a friendly two days earlier, struggled, scoring only 3 of their 10 shots on target. After losing Haaland on the front line, the team repeatedly missed opportunities in front of the goal. On the other hand, Villarreal had an excellent season last time out, and won the Europa League. However, Villarreal's performance in the league was ...Full Story »

JACK GREALISH has certainly put his summer break to good use. Manchester City's record signing enhanced his 'Jack the Lad' reputation - posting pictures of himself partying in Ibiza and Las Vegas with his mates. Grealish has been enjoying himself on holiday this summerCredit: Jack Grealish Instagram But the England ace also spent time preparing for what is a huge second season for him at the ...Full Story »

Clubs are queuing for released Real Madrid captain Marcelo. Marca says in recent days, several teams have been interested in the wing-back, and the first to do so was Pablo Longoria's Marseille. In the last few hours, Serie A side Lazio have also jumped on the bandwagon. The Roman club have taken the first step to find out the player's intentions when it comes to competing at a high level. ...Full Story »

Pep Guardiola poured cold water over Jack Grealish's hair in a hilarious scene in Manchester City's pre-season training. The Premier League champions are in over in Houston, Texas in the United States ahead of their first friendly against Club America at the NRG Stadium. The 26-man squad, which does not include Ilkay Gundogan, Phil Foden, Aymeric Laporte and John Stones, have been taking par...Full Story »

Eden hazard has 'pleasantly surprised' coaches at Real Madrid after returning to pre-season training in top condition - and he could be played in a new position Real Madrid have been pleasantly surprised by Eden Hazard's fitness levels (Image: Helios de la Rubia/Real Madrid via Getty Images) Real Madrid have been 'pleasantly surprised' by Eden Hazard - who has returned to pre-season training i...Full Story »