Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Jurgen Klopp's farewell tour isn't going to plan   7'—Atalanta 0-1 Liverpool (3-1 aggregate)   Watching the Champions League quarterfinals this year:   Seven years ago Cristiano Ronaldo became the first player to score 100 Champions League goals. He 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 has the most goals (140) and assists (42) in the competition ...Full Story »

ARSENAL star Reiss Nelson is being sued by his sports masseur who claims the player’s Italian mastiff attacked him as they posed for a selfie. Saeid Motaali, 50, alleges the dog went for his neck and bit him on the arm he raised to protect himself at Nelson’s pad in North London. It is said to have happened in 2020 after Mr Motaali finished a sports massage with the star and aske...Full Story »

ILKAY GUNDOGAN'S glam wife has waded into his row with Barcelona teammates with a barb about her hubby's "treble mentality." Gundogan, 32, was beside himself with anger as Barca were knocked out of the Champions League by Paris Saint-Germain on Tuesday. The Spaniards were leading 4-2 on aggregate and cruising towards the semis when Ronald Araujo received a red card for a clumsy challenge. P...Full Story »

MANCHESTER UNITED captain Bruno Fernandes was spotted enjoying some time out with his wife and friends. The 29-year-old was seen heading out of Juniper Restaurant in Wilmslow, Cheshire, with Ana and another couple on Thursday afternoon. The midfielder and his male pal wore an all-black tracksuit, complete with white T-shirt and grey trainers. Both partners kept the 'twinning' alive with big...Full Story »

Galatasaray are chasing Manchester United midfielder Christian Eriksen for the summer market. In January, Galatasaray showed interest in the Dane, but he remained at Manchester United. Now Fanatik are reporting that Galatasaray still want Eriksen. The Turkish club wants the Swede to replace Tanguy Ndombele - who is on loan from Tottenham. The 32-year-old has scored one goal and provided tw...Full Story »

Dijon teen Rayane Messi is attracting interest from across Europe. The 16 year-old plays for Dijon's B team, which is in the French fifth division. Messi has scored three goals in nine league games this season. L'Equipe says Rennes, Monaco and Marseille have their eyes on Messi, but it is Lille who are pushing the hardest to secure him. But also BlueCo, involving Chelsea and Strasbourg, are...Full Story »

Fulham are interested in Manchester United midfielder Sofyan Amrabat. Amrabat is on-loan at United from Fiorentina, where he will return at the end of the season. Sportitalia says, however, Amrabat could remain in the Premier League as Fulham is showing interest. The London club is said to be ready to pay €30m to buy Amrabat from Fiorentina. Amrabat's contract with Fiorentina expires...Full Story »

Veteran head coach David Moyes leaving West Ham at the end of the season appears likely. Moyes has been under a lot of pressure from the Hammers supporters for their poor style of play. Per talkSPORT, the club may be ready to make a change, with Bayern Munich boss Thomas Tuchel a target. The German is leaving Bayern at the end of the season and does not have any big offers as yet. The West...Full Story »

Liverpool have been told to sign an underrated Premier League defender Liverpool have been tipped to make a smart defensive addition this summer - over claims they are short at the back. Jurgen Klopp's side suffered damaging home defeats against Atalanta and Crystal Palace last week and have fallen further behind in their hopes for Premier League success this season. Joel Matip has been out o...Full Story »

Arsenal have been the green light to sign Victor Osimhen and fix their apparent issues up front Napoli striker Victor Osimhen. (Image credit: Getty Images) Arsenal have been handed a huge boost in their pursuit of Napoli forward Victor Osimhen. The 25-year-old is one of the most sought-after strikers in European football and has risen to stardom over the past 18 months in Serie A. Chelsea, M...Full Story »

Liverpool and Manchester United are readying to battle for Barcelona wonderkid Mikayil Faye but the Catalans are looking to keep him at the club. Man Utd and Liverpool want Mikayil Faye Barca want to keep defender next season Will be promoted to the first team under Marquez WHAT HAPPENED?Barca Atletic have been flying this season and look likely to challenge for promotion this season and...Full Story »

Jamal Musiala is reportedly not for sale this summer and Bayern Munich 'won't consider any offers' for the youngster amid Manchester City links. Musiala linked with Man City Bayern say he's not for sale 'Won't consider any offers' WHAT HAPPENED?The Cityzens had reportedly set their sights on the 21-year-old but according to Sky Germany reporter Florian Plettenberg, he will not be sold at...Full Story »

Bayern Munich 'won't consider any offers' for Jamal Musiala Jamal Musiala is reportedly not for sale this summer and Bayern Munich 'won't consider any offers' for the youngster amid Manchester City links. The Cityzens had reportedly set their sights on the 21-year-old but according to Sky Germany reporter Florian Plettenberg, he will not be sold at the end of the season. He added that the cl...Full Story »

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp accepted their lack of goal threat failed to put enough pressure on Atalanta to help turn their Europa League quarter-final back in their favour.Mohamed Salah’s seventh-minute penalty had raised hopes of a Barcelona 2019-style comeback but the Egypt international missed a relatively straightforward lob to make it 2-0 towards the end of the first half and they...Full Story »

Michail Antonio felt West Ham were up against 14 players as they bowed out of the Europa League to Bayer Leverkusen.Antonio’s early header gave the Hammers hope of overturning a 2-0 first-leg deficit and inflicting a first defeat of the season on Xabi Alonso’s new Bundesliga champions.But the bustling striker claimed he did not get a decision all night from card-happy Spanish referee...Full Story »

FC Halifax moved back into the play-off places in the National League as Adan George rescued a point in a 2-2 draw at home to Oldham.The visitors took the lead in the 18th minute through Dan Gardner’s half-volley from a corner before Rob Harker levelled for the home side a minute into first-half stoppage time, smashing the ball home.Oldham were awarded a penalty when Joe Garner was fouled ...Full Story »

Liverpool could not conjure up another remarkable comeback when they needed it most as their 1-0 victory over Atalanta in Bergamo failed to salvage their Europa League hopes.Mohamed Salah’s early penalty raised hopes all the pre-match reminiscence of the famous 4-0 against Barcelona in the 2019 Champions League semi-final would be replayed but their continued struggles in front of goal saw...Full Story »

West Ham bowed out of the Europa League but only after giving new German champions Bayer Leverkusen an almighty fright.Michail Antonio’s early goal had the Hammers, 2-0 down from the first leg, dreaming of inflicting a first defeat of the season on Xabi Alonso’s Leverkusen and of maybe reaching a third European semi-final in three years.But they were unable to find a second and were ...Full Story »

King of the dark arts Emiliano Martinez said it was his destiny to be the penalty shootout hero as Aston Villa booked their spot in the semi-final of the Europa Conference LeagueThe Argentina goalkeeper, who helped his country win the World Cup 18 months ago in similar circumstances, produced more heroics against Lille, saving spot-kicks from Nabil Bentaleb and Benjamin Andre to earn a 4-3 shoot...Full Story »

Emiliano Martinez was the unsurprising star of a dramatic penalty shootout as Aston Villa edged past Lille and into the semi-final of the Europa Conference League.The Argentina goalkeeper, who helped his country win the World Cup 18 months ago, produced some similar heroics in France, saving spot-kicks from Nabil Bentaleb and Benjamin Andre to earn a 4-3 shootout win after the quarter-final had ...Full Story »