Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Pre EPL Week 31   Different types of Alien:   Messi looking at his idol.   Wait What ?   BREAKING : Lisandro Martinez's 2022-23 Season has Come to an END.   INTERESTING FACT: Jamal Musiala joined Bayern Munich from Chelsea for just €200k.   Louis Vuitton's Distorted Sunglasses by Virgil Abloh : It's M...Full Story »

Fabrizio Romano has weighed in on the future of Liverpool midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain as he heads ever closer towards the end of his contract. The 29-year-old has fallen out of favour in Jurgen Klopp's first-team plans in recent times, and it makes sense that he's surely going to be heading for pastures new at the end of this current campaign. Writing in his exclusive CaughtOffside colu...Full Story »

Erik ten Hag is expecting even better from Jadon Sancho after the forward’s first goal since September helped Manchester United recover from 2-0 down to draw with Leeds at Old Trafford.Leeds scored early in either half, first through Wilfried Gnonto just 55 seconds in, then Raphael Varane’s own goal three minutes into the second period of the Premier League clash.But after Ten Hag se...Full Story »

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is preparing to leave Liverpool. The Daily Mail says he is leaving Liverpool - but faces a dilemma over his pending exit as he decides whether to go in January or depart as a free agent. There is growing Premier League interest in the former Arsenal star ahead of this month's transfer deadline, with a number of English clubs and teams abroad keen on signing Oxlade-Cha...Full Story »

Bayern Munich are wary of interest from Real Madrid for Jamal Musiala. In Germany there is already concerns that one of his suitors will end up attracting him, with Real Madrid front and centre. “Now Bayern have the most difficult task before them," reported Bild in an opinion piece. “Oliver Kahn (CEO) and Hasan Salihamidzic have to work hard so you don't succumb to an insane off...Full Story »

Erik ten Hag has spoken about Jadon Sancho Manchester United have put no set date on Jadon Sancho’s return to first team training after admitting the forward is struggling with physical and mental issues. Manager Erik ten Hag has placed Sancho on an individual training programme with coaches in Holland in an effort to arrest an alarming drop off in form and confidence. And while the club...Full Story »

No fewer than three members of the midfield ranks at Premier League giants Liverpool are in line to move on next summer, according to reports. Jurgen Klopp’s options in the middle of the park, of course, have long represented something of a contentious subject amongst those of a Liverpool persuasion. This comes amid the collective agreement that the powers that be at Anfield have long ...Full Story »

The gang has moved away from away day raids when stars were out at matches as they became wary of alarms quickly alerting police and security teams. Last week, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and fiancee Perrie Edwards were at home when they were burgled A source said: “It’s five or six guys loosely connected to Salford and very professional. "They used to take down cash vans in the 1990s...Full Story »

Jadon Sancho's celebration after scoring for Manchester United was a wholesome one as he dedicated it to a young fan he met recently. Sancho put United 1-0 up against Sheriff Tiraspol in the Europa League, finishing a flowing move that featured a gorgeous Christian Eriksen pass. The former Borussia Dortmund winger shimmied in the area and rolled the ball into the bottom corner with his left ...Full Story »

Jadon Sancho and Cristiano Ronaldo both made points as Manchester United eased to a 2-0 victory over Sheriff Tiraspol in the Europa League.Sancho was on target hours after being left out of the England squad and Ronaldo scored his first of the season as United brushed off the Moldovans in Chisinau to register their first points of the group stage.Both goals came in the first half with Ronaldo&rs...Full Story »