Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   21 years ago, Cristiano Ronaldo cooked Manchester United so badly in a friendly Sir Alex Ferguson needed to sign him.     Man City have accepted Atletico Madrid's offer of up to $104m for Julian Alvarez, per multiple reports     Alvarez to Atelico Madrid ~£82m!!   Thoughts   Shall we?     ...Full Story »

For those who think social media can sometimes feel like a full-time job, spare a thought for Leyton Orient midfielder and internet sensation Madelene Wright. As well as playing a pivotal role in the Os women's side, including a wonder-goal on her debut, the jaw-dropping 25-year-old boasts more than 300,000 followers on Instagram, as well as thousands of paying fans on her own x-rated site. ...Full Story »

LIONEL MESSI's Ibiza mansion has been vandalised by climate activist yobs. Eco idiots doused the front of the Argentine's home with red and black paint after breaking into the property. They also posed with a banner by a swimming pool and football pitch where the superstar and his family relax when on holiday on the island. A pair of thugs were even seen posing inside some goal posts within...Full Story »

Tottenham are expected to bolster their ranks in the latter stages of the transfer window. Ange Postecoglou has been impressed by Mikey Moore (Image: Getty) Teenage starlet Mikey Moore, 16, has reportedly agreed to sign a professional contract with Tottenham later this week. The forward has been one of Spurs’ breakout stars in pre-season and may have give Ange Postecoglou something to t...Full Story »

KYLE Walker's neighbour has revealed how she got caught up in his Lauryn Goodman feud — and says it was like Fatal Attraction. Jasmine David, 51, was already at loggerheads with the England defender, 34, over a boundary dispute when she befriended his former mistress online. But she grew uneasy when Lauryn, mother to two of Kyle's children, asked her to spy on the married Man City ace....Full Story »

Scott McTominay's future hangs in the air as Manchester United hold firm in their asking price for the Fulham target. Fulham have seen three bids rejected Red Devils holding out for £30m ($38m) United need to make sales WHAT HAPPENED?Negotiations between United and Fulham are still ongoing but it's been a frustrating transfer saga for all involved. The Red Devils have rejected three...Full Story »

JULIAN ALVAREZ'S move to Atletico Madrid is reportedly back ON - after a hitch over his personal terms. The Manchester City star was expected to complete a move to the LaLiga giants in a transfer worth £81.5million. Julian Alvarez's move to Atletico Madrid was in doubt Credit: Reuters Alvarez, 24, has two years left to run on his contract at the Etihad but is keen to gain more playing ti...Full Story »

Denzel Dumfries delays Inter contract talks and eyes Man Utd move Denzel Dumfries is refusing to enter contract negotiations with Inter as the Netherlands star eyes a possible switch to Manchester United. The right wing-back has no intention of entering negotiations at the San Siro until the transfer window has closed, according to The Athletic. This will appeal to United, who will be in nee...Full Story »

Philippe Clement claimed Cyriel Dessers got his reward for “believing” he would get the equalising goal which came in the final seconds of Rangers’ 1-1 draw with Dynamo Kyiv.The Light Blues started positively in the first leg of the Champions League third qualifying round in the Arena Lublin in Poland, as winger Ross McCausland hit a post with a terrific drive, but they found t...Full Story »

Rangers’ Champions League hopes were handed a dramatic late boost when Cyriel Dessers levelled for a 1-1 draw with Dynamo Kyiv in Poland.The first-leg of the third qualifying round tie was played at the Arena Lublin due to the ongoing war in Ukraine and although Philippe Clement’s side made a good fist of the first half and hit woodwork they found themselves behind at the interval to...Full Story »