SHOCKING FILLERS From tape measures to singing pens… the worst Premier League stocking fillers of 2018 that you can buy

English clubs can expect a frosty reception when fans go Christmas shopping - judging by this woeful selection, including a TROPICAL shirt and a Gary Cahill Pop Vinyl figure

Posted Friday, December 14, 2018 by Thesun.co.uk

NO NO NO! Premier League clubs can expect a frosty reception from fans after unveiling some shocking stocking fillers for Christmas.

Are you a winger looking to line up those Grinch-perfect crosses? Then buy a Leicester City tape measure! Want to go Christmas quackers? Then a Huddersfield Town "rubber duck family" will surely float your boat.

SHOCKING FILLERS From tape measures to singing pens… the worst Premier League stocking fillers of 2018 that you can buy
Foxes fans can size up Christmas gifts like this tape measure

We've already brought you a Gareth Southgate waistcoat for his Christmas Tree Lions.

But it's an even weirder winter wonderland in club football, judging by the array of dismay many supporters will face when they pop into their team shop or browse online.

But top marks for originality go to Arsenal.

New boss Unai Emery's fresh thinking has clearly spread to off the pitch as the Gunners have spurned traditional jumpers and scarves in favour of... a "Christmas tropical shirt".

SHOCKING FILLERS From tape measures to singing pens… the worst Premier League stocking fillers of 2018 that you can buy
There is no arm in buying this waistcoat befitting Gareth South-Pole-gate

SHOCKING FILLERS From tape measures to singing pens… the worst Premier League stocking fillers of 2018 that you can buy
Huddersfield have waded into the Xmas shopping frenzy by selling these ducks

And go from from the beach to niche by popping across London to Arsenal's big rivals neighbours Chelsea - with their Gary Cahill Pop Vinyl Figure.

It seems likely to be the former England defender's last season at Stamford Bridge.

SHOCKING FILLERS From tape measures to singing pens… the worst Premier League stocking fillers of 2018 that you can buy
Arsenal seem to think life's a beach for their fans - even at Christmas - with this un-seasonal gift

So perhaps fans should snap up the mini-model to say their vinyl goodbyes.

Meanwhile, Burnley might leave supporters wondering if they have had one too many Clarets - when they hear one of the club's SINGING pens.

And Liverpool followers can shop till they Klopp - by picking up a £3 mask of their manager.

Southampton need to breathe new life into their form on the pitch - but in the meantime are selling these air fresheners for cars over Christmas

Lowly Newcastle have either kept it simple or reflected the grim mood around St James' Park - with a bleak-looking Christmas pullover in black, white and grey.

The top looks so eerie that perhaps it's best worn only by ghoul-keepers.

But that's nothing compared to the Hammer horror at London Stadium.

This Gary Cahill model does not look too happy - perhaps he fears he will have fewer sales than the defender plays games for Chelsea this season

SHOCKING FILLERS From tape measures to singing pens… the worst Premier League stocking fillers of 2018 that you can buy
Gary Cahill might be on his way out of Chelsea - but at least fans can buy a Pop Vinyl version of the stalwart defender

Yes, West Ham ARE selling hammers.

And with just a fortnight until Christmas, Hammers nuts must bolt to buy.

All in all, if this really is the best our Prem clubs can offer, then it's a serious Claus for concern.

But at least this year you can relax and let Manchester United's singing striker Romelu Lukaku do the Christmas wrapping...

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SHOCKING FILLERS From tape measures to singing pens… the worst Premier League stocking fillers of 2018 that you can buy
Jurgen Klopp could be the new face of Christmas around Anfield if sales go well